A couple of recent funnies

We moved about a year ago... one of our new neighbors brought us a loaf of delicious banana bread.  We didn't know her name so in our home we referred to her as Mrs. Banana Bread for lack of a better name.  A year has passed and we still were unsure of her name... we have chickens and lots of eggs.  Denise asked Racer (8) to catch Mrs. Banana Bread, who was walking down the road and give her some eggs.  Racer dutifully did so only to return with the eggs still in hand.  When he returned his mother asked him why didn't he give the eggs to Mrs. Banana Bread.  Racer with complete confidence in his decision said "I asked the lady her name and she said it was Mrs. Nieman so I didn't give her Mrs. Banana Bread's eggs."